TEH RINGZ!!!111!!!

69) teh jeeetur shood be in teh hallz o fame NAO

68) “I JUST HAD SEEEEEX, AND IT FELT SO GOOD!” ~ RICH HARDEN

67) I still don’t know why the boo’d Uribe when he was with the Giants. And now I feel like I never will.

66) If you don’t get 100 rbis, you suck.

65) ThE DeTrOiT TiGeRs aRe sUcK sOoo MuCh tHe LiOnS hAvE a BeTtEr ChAnCE oF WiNnInG a ChAmPiOnShiP fOr DeTrOiT.

64) CLIFFFF WHOOOOOO?!

63) Ian Kinslerrrrrr RUNS TEXAS! LIKE A STRAIGHT UP BOOOOOSSSSS

62) Honus Wagner? Eh, he wasn’t that good.

61) R.A. Dickey For President!

60) Y DEY GIV ME PEANUTS N CRACKER JACKS? I WANT MARSHY MELLOWS N CAVIAR N PINOT GRIGIO N CREME BRULEE N BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER